words women use..

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given 5 more
minutes to watch the game before helping around
the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This
means "something," and you should be on your
toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually
end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often
misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she
thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is
wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that
a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay"
means
that she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your
mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or
faint. Just say you're
welcome.

indeed
so TRUE :D